Sunday, July 10, 2011

7/10: How low can you go, Mario?

The other day I sez to Mabel, I sez, "Mabel, this guy done beat Super Mario Bros. with only seven hunnerd points." And Mabel sez, she says "Clarence, don't that seem a bit low?" And I sez to Mabel, I sez, "Mabel, that's the whole point is to see how low you can get the score." And Mabel sez, she says "Well, if 700 is the new low score than it seems to me to some feller's gonna then get six hunnerd points."

That Mabel, I sez, that Mabel is Nostradamus.


Day 2 of the Mario tattoo contest. What are you sporting? Send it to me and enter the drawing for a free copy of my book Super Mario: How Nintendo Conquered Your Upper Arm. Or the entirety of your back, int his extreme case. This isn't a can-you-top-this contest, though, you don't have to have a BIGGER tattoo that this. Just any Mario ink. Hashtag me at #mariotattoo or email me a Or, hell, ham radio me at frequency 364.23.