There are lessons you have to learn the hard way. One of them is not angrying up the gods of the Internet, as I apparently did when I mentioned that a coffee table shaped like an NES controller was "the single biggest controller of all time." odintheallfather.com did not that, and cast down proof that whatever we saw is the ultimate, we're merely a couple of Dutch engineering students away from eating our own words.
Kotaku and others have unDutched story, for those of us who do not speak the language of Rutger Hauer. Want to play Super Mario Bros, or Tetris? Button-pund them...with your feet.